Hall of Lores

Those socks, or possibly garters, or maybe really boring tattoos, have to go.

(Made using Wimp Yourself.)

If Ringu had this…thing instead of the TV girl, it would have been six times scarier.

(Sent by Lee Williams. Made with Anime Avatar Creator.)

Yeah, I’ve put on a few pounds, but it hasn’t affected my career as a hand model.

(Made with Uface for the iPhone.)

I might wear hats if I had a big knob on the top of my head for attaching them.

(Submitted by David Curwin. Made with the Mini-Mizer.)

The sun-baby from Teletubbies was really changed by fame.

(Made with Persona for iPhone)

Just getting that one out of the way. Happy Holidays. (Still waging the war on New Year’s.)

(Made with Monaco)

The toughest part of Notable Lore Assailant Vs. Enemy Samurai Crowd (localized in the US as “Gnarly!”) was when enemies would sprinkle paprika on your head.

(Made with Linkin Park 8-Bit Rebellion)

I forget if this is from my Calgon ad or my Playgirl shoot. Either way, it was the Eighties and I already apologized.

(Made with Avatar Creator 2 for the iPhone.)

Eh, this caricature was a lot better back in the Nineties.

(Submitted by BuRn Pelton. Made with the Simpsons Avatar Creator.)

Is this one of those Droodle things? Pink starship blasting off! Troll doll in a transporter accident! Double-snouted mutant piglet takes the red pill!

(Made with the Avatar Maker.)